cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(via pizza)

kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

(via maybeurmysnowflake)

dannydevitofan97:

easter is on 4/20 this year, happy blazing and praising 

defira85:

Red Tulip have changed their chocolate recipe

I need to cancel easter

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

(via pizza)

cut3panda:

cut3panda:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

would that mean I’m a panda?

or cute?

(via pizza)

wolfandwilow:

onceuponabeatle:

Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde

Amazing

(via dannydevitofan97)

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

(via pizza)